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Wednesday, 29 February 2012

waltham cross comic book shop: nerdvana

inspired by a leaflet called Broxbourne borough council waltham cross renaissance project in which the council gave a verge out line of how they are going to try to improve the appearance of waltham cross. well forget widening pavements and planting trees here is how i wood improve my town
nerdvana,waltham cross, art
 with a big kryptonite green nerdy shop stuff full of nerdy stuff. ok i have had to evict fishpools the south east's largest quality furniture store which has been in the town since 1899 but i believe it was shakespeare who said "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one" and we all need to geek out from time to time. and it's not like my shop won't stock furniture I'm shore a replica of James Tiberius kirk's captain's chair wood look fantastic in your living room. or maybe a full size tardis (out side dimensions) to keep your comic book collection in (don't forget to check out the back issue department)
this shop has everything any geek, nerd or otaku could ever need or want
it will be A to Lord Zedd of all things geek. comic, action figures, war games you name it this shop stocks it. even that really obscure film you saw on late night tv and can't remember the name of they have it on dvd and blue ray and have the even more obscure graphic novel it was based on.
unfortunately it doesn't exist so you have to settle for a print of nerdvana

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

Monday, 20 February 2012

dolls head revisited

about a month ago i posted a photo of a ceramic dolls head new pearly white eye and said i didn't know where i'm going with it well i still i don't know where I'm going with it but now it has some flashing LED's in it.

Saturday, 18 February 2012

Henchman seeking employment


here is my new t-shirt just add to my redbubble  "Henchman seeking employment" time are hard for henchmen these days it use to be possible to just walk in to a job in a hollowed out volcano on a beautiful island in the sun and if your boss got himself killed you could just walk in to a job on a moon-base but it's not that easy getting a job now especially if all your references are dead.

well i guess you have all work out what iconic British spy movie franchise inspired this (it james bond)
if you have had your head in a ditch james bond is a bit like doctor who because he keeps regenerateing but he fights less aliens and had more sexually transmitted diseases in fact if he did encounter a Reticulian he's more likely to try and have sex with it than kill it

Monday, 13 February 2012

i'm not a weirdo

after my last post with it's long illuminati rant i thought i may of given you the impression that i am a sad weirdo with no life a weak grip on realty so to prove  other wise here a t-shirt in spired by Gary GygaxDave Arneson role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons

just so you know that a ice cube in the shape of a d12 not a dice someone has spat on

Friday, 10 February 2012

"WE DID IT" (the illuminati strikes again)

here is my new t-shirt just add to my redbubble inspired by two secretive organization,
illuminati, eye, eye of providence, all seeing, pyramid, freemasons, conspiracy, theory, usa, america, cool, graphic, funny, triangle, light, ray, beam, secret, society, occult, cult, mason, masonic, ianbyfordart
the first secretive group is every conspiracy theorist favorite evil overloads  the illuminati, an secret organization that the whole internet know includes Lady GagaGeorge W. Bush,Elizabeth II(well the whole british royal family) and any one else who is successful and rich and if your not successful or rich you can be dam shore the illuminati had something to do with it (it because of the illuminat i don't live in stately wayne manor) one of there favorite and most powerful symbols is the all seeing eye or Eye of Providence which the stick everywhere just to let you know that the highly secretive illuminati waz ere doing highly secretive secret bad stuff for secret reasons that your not permitted to know but you can read all about online.

the other secretive organization the Army of the Twelve Monkeys the fictional (unlike the illuminati) animal rights group who let all the animal out of a zoo in the film 12 Monkeys and spray painted we did it on wall around the city and got the blame for releasing a dead virus


Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Poltergeist redecorates in Enfield

after i had some fun redecorating my brother's living room this blogmass here &here
i decided to do some more redecorating so i head to green street and back in time to the 1970's to redecorate the scene of the Enfield Poltergeist one of the more interesting thing to have happened in my local area along with the world first ATM cash machine being officially opened by Reg Varney from On the Buses in June 1967. an event that will soon be a movie Directed by Highlander Director Russell Mulcahy (the Enfield Poltergeist not the cash machine opening) 
Enfield Poltergeist redecorated green street 1970's ian byford artits

Enfield Poltergeist redecorated green street 1970's

Saturday, 4 February 2012

get head, she's cheap

get 10% off all Kids Tee & Onesie purchases on redbubble Use code "COOLKIDS12"
just in time of my two new head t-shirts
i would like to tell you when this offer Finnish but for some reason redbubble didn't put that in there e-mail
i'll also like to say a big thank you to Kelly over at tee gezette for featuring both tee
 head tree on tee gazette
modern head on tee gazette