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Monday, 29 June 2009

rubbish in the sack


you may have noticed i have no problem picking up rubbish and taking it home to become a peace of art. but this year there has been a lack of things to pick up and use because the council started a purple sack policy (they only pick up non-recyclable rubbish if it in a council-issued sack)
I'm not relay complaining recycling is a good thing i just pointing out that I'm recycling less because of the council making people recycle. so if you know a good fly-tip near Waltham cross let me know so i can go have a good dig around (fly-tipping is wrong but taking them home isn't)

cutting naked ariel in two (dolls-in-boxes part 2)

naked ariel in two ian byford art
doll including saw blade to go inside box shown in prevues post dolls in box which may be in a exhibition soon if all goes well 
and a new t-shirt 
light bulb t-shirt ian byford art

Saturday, 27 June 2009

giving head


sorry about the double entendre I'm just rung a test to see if a slightly dirty title will get more hit after noticing my post from December door 2 squting in my pants is still getting hits from google searches . 
ps a big thanks to all how made contact after my post yesterday its good to talk 

Thursday, 25 June 2009

it good to talk


685 friends on facebook 270 fan on my facebook fanpage 165 friends on myspace and 12 followers on here but i don't really know them/you . so this post is a open invitation to all my cyber friends to talk more and get to know each other. so post a comment or wright on my wall or what ever and talk about what ever you like dogs,music or why a cup of tea counts as one of your five a day   

new t-shirt
ps as i was writing this the news broke  that Michael Jackson has died 
R.I.P Michael Jackson 
   king of pop
August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009

dolls in boxes

here a look at what I'm working on at the moment 

oh yes and a new t-shirt

Wednesday, 24 June 2009

DISTOPEIAN SCRAPBOOK: Political suicide



Political suicide  

Bruce foreman looks out the  bulletproof window at the protesters. He didn't know what this lot was protesting about everyday there was a different group of protesters out side. from up on the seventh floor they all look the same. He can't help but fell detached from the rest of the population as he sits in his office protected by armed guards and metal detectors on the front door, CCTV in the corridors and three inches of bulletproof glass. But all that was not going to stop him from dying today. he leaves the window and starts looking through the paper work on his desk. The already heavy work load had recently doubled when the finance minister was found dead in his apartment. Having overdosed on UV42. the united nations parliament was put under increasing pressure. As the wolds newspapers publish photos of the finance minister's flooded apartment. He had been found  laying on the floor in a fort made from the bath room door, the bath tub and the kitchen table. Everything in the apartment had  been taken apart. But the real scandal came two days later when a  man in a cocktail dress was found dead in the air vent. The wold's press had lots of  theories as to what happened in that apartment and lots of questions.

He open a file labeled “proposition to ban UV42” and takes out the last page titled outcome of parliamentary vote he signs the bottom of the page confirming that UV42 was not to be banned. If they had any option he would ban it but it was just too useful. it gave an unlimited supply of clean energy to the solar system. He puts the page back, adds it to the out tray and picks up the next file. “Proposal to unite space programs re-wright 4” He flicked though the page titles regions for rejection initialing each page and signs the last. Only 10 rejection this time. 6 country had handed control of there space programs when the parliamentary UN was formed from the original united nations but other countries was reluctant. Mexico was so against the UN space program they took payment to take 200 civilians to Neptune. knowing the UN would disapprove. when the the Mexican space program come in to financial difficulties Hthey ask the UN for aid. The UN offered to buy out the Mexicans. having expected the UN to offer a lone they looked for another solution and the neptunian forums stepped in. agreeing to buy the helix and 2 communication satellites. So as the UN work to Unite the peoples of the wold a new civilization started to grow at the edge of the solar system.

Bruce work his way through the file 

prosecution to cull doorstep pigeons Rejected

prosecution to catalog all android intelligences Approved

prosecution to dismantle all android intelligences Rejected

proposal for changes to riot act Rejected

proposal for changes to the digital dater act Rejected

and so on about 350 files to be signed. He would usually just get the bare minimum out the way but today he clears his desk. There's a buzz from the intercom “sir do you need me to stay late” he pushes a button on the intercom “not today, oh but can you cancel the cleaner before you go” there's another buzz from the intercom “will do sir” after a bit he herd his pa leave. he gets up and goes to the window the protesters was still outside but fewer in number now. The light quickly vacates the room as the blinds move down over the window his briefcase slams down on his desk next to the empty in tray. Opening it he takes out a file the tittle read “ operation red stone” He has worked hard on operation red stone and knows it would never pass the vote. So he was going to sneak it through. Every one was over loaded with work due to the death of the finance minister but a bigger distraction wouldn't hurt. Out of his briefcase come a small bottle containing a thick black liquid. Bruce had never used a syringe and hesitated before injecting the UV42 in to his vane. The wall around him start to sway as if caught in a sumer breeze bruce refills the syringe from the small bottle and injected  the sand felt good under his feet as he refills once more he stares up at the stars before remembering what he was doing and he injects for the third time. he falls back slowly on to the sand. He sits up and refills again. for the last time the needle slips in to his skin he pushes down on the plunger the needle snaps in his arm as his eye close never to be open again

Monday, 22 June 2009

primal music

it wasn't long ago i upload a truck load of photos of Akira the don at zombie fest dawn of the don so i'm only putting up my top five photo from last nights gig at the natural history  museum




.........er ok maybe my top ten




 i may put more up later 

Saturday, 20 June 2009

foot fetish


last week i reluctantly got myself some new shoes. reluctantly because i never like the limited chose of mens shoes the shops have and because i never like to spend money. i loved my old shoes they were comfortable and only cost me £4 so to pay tribute  to my shoes i have turned  them in to a work of art (well one of them)prints on redbubble 





Friday, 12 June 2009

Judge a book by it cover

i have been work on a book & cd cover for steven cowley


and this got me thinking about the future of my distopeian scrapbook i have look at some self publishing site and it is posable using on demand publishing to put a book out at no cost to me (the same way i sell my t-shirts) and with some site get it on amazon.com (how cool is that) but the price of the book will be a bit on the hight side

so i what to know what you think a bout E-book as i cant sell e-book though the some site and have full control over price. do you read e-books? how much would you pay for a e-book? please let me know.

ps new t-shirts in my shops